50+ Best Funny Jokes: Who Will Make You Laugh

Some days it gets really difficult to find a reason to smile, and guess what, we have one solution to brighten up your day and bring a smile back on your face with funny jokes around. Share it with friends, colleagues, and even kids: You wouldn’t bother if these are really so clean. All our favorites are good enough for children as well as for adults. You got a total of 125 below; along with that, we have Dummy Dad jokes, Friends jokes, math jokes, Kids jokes, Silly Knock-Knock and holiday jokes that you can share with the youngest person in the room. Don’t forget to bookmark our April Fools jokes for the next year!

Top 10 Best Funny Jokes:

1. Why do mountains amuse? They are all hill areas. 
2. Why does an egg take a holiday as well? Because it is Friday. 
3. Have you heard of the kidnapping at school? It’s okay; he woke up. 
4. I found a book called How to Solve 50% of Your Problems, so I bought two. What do Keanu Reeves and the baby Yoda have in common? They’re both aging at the same speed. 
5. Why does coffee taste like dirt? Because it was grounded just a few minutes earlier.
6. Why did not the cactus hang with the mushrooms? He was not a fungus. 
7. Why should you not raise funds for marathons? Because, they run away with the money. 
8. Why did the crab cross the road? It didn’t – it took the sidewalk. 
9. Why cannot the nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

Best Friend Funny Jokes:

1. What type of music do these planets enjoy? Neptunes. 
2. Why would you not trust an atom? Because they all just make everything up.
3. What is it called when numerous cats are disorganized? A cat-tastrophe.
4. Why does a bee have sticky hair? Because she has been using honeycombs.
5. From where can you learn how to make banana splits? At sundae school.
6. How can you tell whether a vampire is not well? By how much he coffins itself.
7. Why are the ghosts cheerleaders? Because they believe in a lot of spirit.

Latest Adults Funny Jokes

1. What music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
2. What can fall during winter but never hurt? Snow.
3. How many months have 28 days? All of them.
4. Why was the broom so late that it fell back this morning? It cut too many sweeps, I guess!
5. What kind of nut refrains from holding on to money? Cashew.
6. What does a ghost call the one true love in his life? A ghoul-friend.
7. What’s white and cannot climb trees? A fridge. 

Trending Math Funny Jokes:

1. What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield.
2. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? A bowl full of mice-cream.
3. Where did the music teacher leave her keys? On the piano!
4. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!
5. What do you call a guy who’s really loud? Mike.
6. Why do birds fly south in the winter? It’s faster than walking!
7. What did the lava say to his girlfriend? “I lava you!”

Best Science Funny Jokes

1. How do you make a lemon drop? Let it fall from the tree.
2. Why can’t you trust atoms forever? Because they make up everything.
3. Which planet loves to sing? Nep-tune!
4. What’s a private investigator’s favorite shoe? Sneak-ers.
5. What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite!
6. Why are basketball courts always wet? Because the players dribble.
7. How do billboards talk? Sign language.
8. What do you call a duck that gets good grades? A wise quacker.

Kids Funny Jokes:

1. Why can’t you trust zookeepers? They love cheetahs.
2. How does Spiderman do research? On the World Wide Web!
3. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
4. What do you think of that new diner on the moon? Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.
5. What’s the largest gem on earth? A baseball diamond!
6. Which animal dresses up and howls? A werewolf.
7. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? The chicken wasn’t born yet.

Best Dummy Dad Jokes:

1. Why did the author marry? She has found Mr. Write.
2. Why can’t skeletons skydive? They do not have guts for it.
3. Where do cucumbers go on dating night? Together at the salad bar.
4. Did you hear about the pine tree that got a timeout? It was being knotty.
5. Have you heard about the dolphin romance? They clicked long.
6. How did people in the medieval era see in the dark? They used knight lights.
7. Why are there not enough jokes about peaches? Most of them are pit-iful.
8. How to catch a squirrel? Act like a nut.
9. Did you hear that the math book went to a therapist? It has too many problems.
10. Which aced a test? It got a perfect score.
11. Why is the ocean so clean? Mermaids.
12. Why did the king go to the dentist? He needed a crown.

Latest One-Liners Funny Jokes:

1. Where do hamburgers and hot dogs go dancing? A meatball.
2. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
3. What’s the most famous fish? A starfish!
4. What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
5. Why are fish so intelligent? Because they live in schools!
6. What kind of music do bubbles hate? Pop.
7. What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador.
8. What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless!

Best Silly Knock-Knock Jokes:

1. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Barry. Barry who?  Barry, nice to meet you.
2. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Aida. Aida who? Aida had a big lunch and now I’m full.
3. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Barbie. Barbie who? Barbie-cue is my favorite.
4. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub, bathtime is over.
5. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Birds. Birds who? No, but owls do.
6. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Iona. Iona who? Iona car. Do you?
7. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ash. Ash who? Need a tissue?